jerry, jerry, jerry!

can someone translate what this is really about? oO i almost fell off the chair, shocked. O_O

Oh god, that man is some kind of munchking, rolling in the floor at super´-speed!

Yes… this guy “Flails” hahahaha

this would look better on pictureisunrelated

Its a turkish channel. My turkish is not perfect at all, but i will try to translate it. First of all, a quick information: AFAIK this guy has a tic (he screams when he hears a special word).

Man: So, the weather, i have witnesses. We are in the air … err …just for example, we are driving with the bus … errr … to Kayseri [a town in turkey]
Other Man: What is the name of this person?
Man: You are my witness
Other Man: Sir, look. Well, you know, in Halep [another town] he was jumping 70 metres(?), the man said.
Man: ALLAAAAAAAAH
Moderator: Errr … yes….
Somebody: TAKE HIM OUT OF THE ROOM.
Moderator: Sir, what are you doing? Please calm down. Sit down please.
Somebody: Take him out!
Moderator: Well, ok, please go out …. OK, well … there is nothing special on it, its just a show. You know … please be quite.

Don’t ask me about what these persons were talking about, i have no clue ^^

My Turkish is also far from perfect, but my interpretation was that this guy is crazy and claiming that he can stop in mid-air “Havada durdum, sahitlerim var” (Literally translates to “in the air I stopped, I have witnesses). So, I thought his going crazy and screaming part was his trying to do it on tv. Or just getting really angry at the other guy.

Is there any way to embed a tofulator video? There is no code. I’m a n00b.

Hi! Going forward all videos will have embed code -

This guy is awesum. allah akbar

sabri bey: for example, i stood in air, i have witnesses.
esra ceyhan (the woman there): how can you do it
sabri: i stood in air. for example i was in a bus going to kayseri. something happened to me… it has witnesses.
the other man: mister, what’s the name of that friend, mister you know that .. told that “ben halepte yetmiş arşın atladım” (i have jumped 70 arşın (like meter but in an old measurement) up on halep)
sabri: ALLAAAAHHH!!!!
the crowd: take that guy out!
esra ceyhan: yes sabri sabri bey what are you doing? please
the other man: take this one out…
esra ceyhan: yes we will take him out. we will take you out (to sabri) tarık come here honey. yes you know there’s nothing to discuss that is a show. it is all about is it like this or like that. it’s about only ideals…

i know that sounds strange in english but it is strange in turkish too

ps: “halepte yetmiş arşın atlıyorum” is from a nasreddin hodja joke. it’s like that

nasreddin hodja was walking down the road, saw a man exaggerating the stuff he has done and lying. that man was saying “when i was in halep i jumped 70 arşıns”
hodja asked “i you did it, do it again then”
the liar said “but that’s in halep”
hodja gets angry and says : “if halep’s there arşın is here”

it means a arşın (=0.68 meters) is same everywhere

“He chews my sphincter” …ok, that was pretty great.

OH NO! THE GERBIL IS CHEWING MY SPHINCTER!!!!!

I believe i just pissed myself…

Wow, racist and homophobic, all in one shot.

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