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OH I do, Charles. I really do.
I’m glad I’m not the only one…
hell yes
Internet high five!
I thought I was the only one who felt like that, I can feel part of the group again.
You know, I think Charles hit the nail right on the head here.
Ah, yes. Finally. I don’t feel so alone anymore.
I believe he did.
oh, FAIL CHOOSE OF WORDS, uhhh..
XDXDXDXDXD
I like the way he gets wackier and wackier as the video progresses. He starts with real words, wolf kabob roth vantage and continues into total nonsense gabbageebagoo.
.. ompa lompa popeti poo
i hate you all now
I somehow feel the same too
exactly…fail “choose” of words….hmmm *cough*CHOICE OF WORDS*cough cough*
fail “choose” of words? you mean fail choice of words??
I think you failed too
u can just lick my broke as son of a big pipi
Zooming too far into his mind.
lol double internet high five! Epic.
Who does not?
I often fell DRAMMITCH
You know, I kind of feel wolf kabob Roth vantage more than drammitch
yes indeed. i too like van halen better than van hagar. david lee roth 4-ever!! that is what he meant isn’t it? ah drammitch it all to jigiji geeji geeja geeble goog!
exactly
You made my day. I have never so many times over the same thing. Thank you
u have never wat?
I accidentally the whole thing
He sounds like he’s having a stroke mid sentence, doesn’t he? personally, I would not be surprised to find him out to be The Antichrist prophesied in Scritpure…
i dunno… Charles Manson never actually killed anyone. Some twacked-out teenagers following him did. You should read up on the actual trial. They never found him guilty of murder, but that he “hypnotized” some teenagers into killing…
I think he’s definitely a weirdo and belongs in a mental institute but not jail.
Not to invoke Godwin’s law, but on a serious note, that is like saying that Hitler, or Mao, or Kim-Jong-Il, or many other world leaders never ‘killed’ anyone, they just convinced others to do it. But still, a crazy video.
but mao did kill people. he was a soldier.
so was hitler, he served in the First World War
yeah but I think a war is a little bit different than actually command
killing millions of people – he followed his orders, like others
followed him years later
Ah, but everyone is responsible for their own actions, even “in a time of war.”
That’s what they said when they tried the Nazis at Nuremburg.
Look up the Milgram experiment, Milgram was a Jewish social scientist who did many experiments on the nature of responsibility.
Hitlers rise to power was funded by the USA, and USA’s entry into world war war2 was staged they agressed aggianst japan and were warned aggaints perl habour by Australian inteligence, rosavelt whos interests were in the banking system ignored the threat. dont beleive me? watch zeitgeist addendum full video of part 2 on google/video
I’ll watch your crackpot conspiracy videos as soon as you learn how to for cohesive sentences.
You are not the one that should be making judgements of other peoples grammer, proofread yourself as well. Also Crackpot is a very odd term for something as thought thru and backed by truth as the Zeitgeist videos. Watch them and judge after you have learned what paradigms make you believe it to be a Crackpot Conspiracy theory. Question reality, Knowledge is the only way to the truth.
grammer: the red underline should help you
recognize misspelled words. kudos on
“paradigm” but how’d you fail on “grammar”
and “judgment”?
and by the way, the philosophical errors and
logical fallacies of the zeitgeist videos are
astounding. i have watched them. i think the
US government is hegemonic and oppressive
towards other countries. but the conspiracy
theories are for angst-ridden 20-somethings
who can’t find a constructive way to transform
the world around them.
love your neighbor. if that’s easy, love your
enemy.
oh, and the captions to this video clip are
freakin’ hilarious!
i love you
if i knew you personally, we’d be friends.
Wow, the stupid practically gushes from you. What a moron.
How is babby formed?
So was Hitler, actually…
read the comment right above you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law
yeah, and bush and cheney never ‘killed’ anyone either. oops! just ‘collateral damage.’ sorry, kiddies!
Nice one. Actually some very intelligent conversation here…
….Well technically Cheney did kill someone… but it was an accident. He swears!
He didn’t kill him, just shot him.
but hitler did kill he was in the army before he became a dictator
Yeah, he was a messenger between trenches…
oi mate, whats wrong with killing people?
nothing as long as they are different than you
Ahahahahahahah!!!!
Nothing, if you have a Shamwow.
“Not to invoke Godwin’s law, but on a serious note, that is like saying that Hitler, or Mao, or Kim-Jong-Il, or many other world leaders never ‘killed’ anyone, they just convinced others to do it.”
History fail
Charles Manson was not convicted of murder but he has stated many times that he has killed numerous people.
He was in fact convicted of murder. Dumbass.
Actually, he was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder, not murder itself.
He was charged with mass murder by proxy. Read a book.
win
fail.
He was convicted of seven counts of murder.
BC
No, Tex Watson was convicted of seven counts of murder. Charles Manson was convicted of conspiracy, and only then found guilty of murder, not by conviction, but by the “Joint Responsibility” rule that makes conspirators guilty of the crimes for which others in the conspiracy have been convicted.
Wiki?
i reckon its very similar to the RICO act, which puts mafia bosses in jail for ordering the murder of others. Similar situation. WE SHOULD LET MANSON AND ALL THE MAFIA BOSSES OUT OF PRISON SINCE THEY NEVER ACtUALLY KILLED ANY PEOPLE!!
that’s sarcasm.
RICO, huh?
Not to shabby…but don’t act like one of them you’re not!
Even if you’d like to be…
You are brilliant…very well said! Any chance you have studied law
Obviously he watched batman one too many times
somewhere in heaven, the scatman is filing copyright infringements
Indeed. I could definitely see this being turned into a music video.
Chales mansaaaaan scibby dooby doop dow daddum dope
I am lolling in every possible way.
as am i, abi. as am i.
I almost feel like it might have. I could be wrong, but something tells me I’ve seen this once before.
It has. Click my name. =D
It has. Clicky my name. =D
AAAHAHAHAH xD
Hahaha! You are so right! I totally forgot about the scatman, thanks for reminding me:)
hahahahaha!
Jess? Is that you?? Tell the ferretts I say hi!
WIN.
Actually, a jury did find him guilty of several counts of homicide, not “hypnosis”.
spoken like a true, what. 19-23 year old? who’s never read ‘helter skelter’?
you should read up on the ’60s.
ask roman polanski.
Im 19, and I’ve read Helter Skelter 12 times… and p.s. Roman Polanski wouldn’t know anything about it… he was out of the country at the time. Thats why it was his wife and her two friends who were killed inside the house and not him.
The only thing I want to ask Roman Planski is what method he’d like for his execution as punishment for raping that 13 year old girl in the ass.
Win.
I don’t know about that. Ask the Folger, Tate and La Bianca families
that. The answer may be surprising…
Umm…..the Tate family, though Sharon’s biological family, asking Roman Polanski would work to, seeing as Polanski was MARRIED to Sharon Tate. Sharon had decided to keep her maiden name when she did marry. And frankly you should ask Polanski since HIS UNBORN CHILD WAS ALSO KILLED!! Sharon was 8 months pregnant when she was stabbed to death in her living room floor….Also there were a number of other people other than the Folger, Tate, and La Bianca’s…
Planning a murder + ordering people to murder = murder.
Hence his murder conviction.
Actually he did murder someone. Music teacher Gary Hinman.
Bobby Beausoleil murdered Gary Hinman, on Manson’s orders.
Nah, it does belong in jail. He didn’t kill them directly, but by telling other people (either by hypnosis or any other mean), he is direct responsible since that qualifies as being the intellectual author of the crime.
Neither did Hitler
I think he is a danger to society and is exactly where he belongs. Wait, I take that back. I think they should have found a way to try him in Texas, even after having his death sentence commuted we would have found a way to execute him a long time ago.
he was actually charged with 7 counts of 1st degree murder and 1 conspiricy to committ, check your facts
Being charged with a crime and being convicted of a crime are very different things.
The puppeteer is as guilty if not more than the puppet! This is why “The Dick” Cheney should be tried for Crimes Against Humanity.
Actually, he did kill a couple of people, just not the most publicized “Tate-La bianca” murders. he only ordered those. He killed I think like…2-5 people.He definitely belongs in prison.
Go read Helter Skelter. it’s a really intersting read. C:
yeah he definitely killed people. he just wasn’t on trial for those particular murders during the Tate/LaBianca trials.
Actually, he did. Just not the famous Tate and LaBianca murders that gave him so much publicity. No, his minions did that. But before those incidences he had shot [and killed] people.
Tell us more about this scritpure!
He IS a stroke.
@Robby
Seriously? How could he be the Antichrist when the Antichrist will be loved by all, and believed to be the second coming of the Christ. I think it’s sad when someone professes to be a Christian and doesn’t even know their own holy book. As a student of Theology (but an Agnostic), I find it sad that I know more about a religion I don’t follow than most people who follow that religion.
I love that you study religion. I hope the purpose of religion rubs off. As to your disappointment in “christians” who don’t know much. I’m sorry you find it that way. As a response however, I would say your studying seems to be fueling your animosity. In Mark 4:12 we learn that its possible to to hear the word of God and yet not understand it. Those who do not understand it are merely not ready. With an open mind it becomes clearer.
I believe in God. However I do not believe we are in the end times, as millions have not vanished in the “twinkling of an eye”, yet, Which indicates Rapture.
Do you feel mad? Do you feel blame? Do you believe in a crazy invisible man living in the clouds?
Abiduju baba giggle goga do bla bla….
Religioun-mocking Troll?
BLASPHEMY!!
Jesus doesn’t get mad, he gets even! And I’m his backup!
what? Back up? But I thought Chuck Norris was better than God!
How could you be Jesus’ back up?
chuck norris doesn’t do push ups, he pushes the earth down!
I love how this all has nothing to do with Manson. Lol.
The Rapture was “dreamt” up by a young Scottish girl during a long and feverish (i.e. delerious) illness. It is not in the Bible.
I don’t believe in young Scottish girls who dream up religious events.
really??!! but it seems so credible!
Wow, so the end result of your comment is that studying too much is wrong, and reading G-d’s actual word is pointless and useless if you don’t have “an open mind.” What? How can it be an open mind if you basically state that people who do not have your interpretation are doing it wrong? That is pretty much the definition of a “closed mind.”
Logical Fail.
Heh. You’re going to claim there’s a big invisible superheroes in the sky who hears our wishes via telepathy, on the basis of the fact that someone told you so, and then you’re going to stake a claim on logic?
Nice one, dude! FUCK RELIGION! Heh heh, I’ve totally blown their minds.
You are incredibly correct… I am a born Presbyterian, baptized as well as christened by different sides of my family, a Methodist by choice for some
time, and yet still i ultimately choose wicca. religion is belief, it does not
matter to whom you pray, or how you pray, or that you pray at all….
just a belief in something helps a person cope with certain things in life.
it is entirely up to each individual what they believe in, and those who
judge others are only perpetuating a cycle of bigotry that they,
themselves, preach against.
In Jerome 8:76 we learn that bitch you crazy.
Yes N9NJA, it is VERY sad. Do you know why that is ?
Because many Christians don’t take their faith seriously. Many don’t really understand that the Bible is God’s message to humanity…so they don’t even bother to read it.
Sadly, many “Christians” will find out on judgement day that they weren’t saved after all. (look at Matthew 7:21-22) Those have not made Christ the AUTHORITY of their lives. Many would rather live with their own concept of morality than submit to His morality.
the thing i find funny about religion is god “loves you” yet if you do not follow all of his rules he has a special place full of fire and pain and touture waiting for you does this sound funny to anybody?
People believe in God because they’re weak. Nobody else to turn to when you feel alone.. so turn to something that was made up (and that people want to believe)
Get real, the idea of God in any form even less plausible than ghosts. It’s called evolution.
agnostic-five!
religion used for horrid, debasing purposes depresses me.
i like a lot of things said in Christianity and other religions, but people use them in a way that makes me sad for the human condition
I’m a Christian, and I have to agree with this statement, Tyler. “Christians” who use their “faith” to perpetrate all kinds of horrible acts, including but not limited to judgement and condemnation, while condemning those who don’t believe as they do (even other Christians … you’d be surprised at the criticism I get because I choose to follow Biblical Christianity as opposed to ’sit in a pew and be saved, and damn the world’ christianity) make me sick.
An agnostic who reads and studies the Bible (whatever his reason) makes me feel more comfortable than a “Christian” who doesn’t know the first thing about it.
You know what? That comment has more logic than most agnostics and every religious person who I have ever met. I find it ironic that Christians are supposed to accept people, but then many thump you on the head with a leather bound brick that they have never opened themselves, claiming that, somehow, abandoning your own beliefs and adopting theirs will make you better. I suggest that theology should be studied in grade school so that the little ‘uns can make an informed decision without the influences of their parental figures or religious establishments. The obvious flaw is private schools, but I suppose I can’t save everyone by forcing my beliefs on them
That’s one of the many reasons I turned from Catholicism. I was tired of the hypocrisy and everyone saying that I should believe a strict set of rules. A lot of my beliefs went against that, so I turned to Wicca. The Wiccan religion celebrates life and the earth, and teaches only that whatever you do has consequences. You don’t have to believe in a higher power if you don’t want to, and you don’t necessarily have to practice. I’m Wiccan in belief but not in practice, as I’ve no wish to dabble in the magick aspect of it at this stage.
I’ve often found that most religions say you have to think and act a certain way, else you’ll be punished for it. You should be free to be who you are, and not what someone else says you should be. Conformity bugs me, and that’s what they want of you.
Don’t get me wrong. Some of their teachings are very good. The main beliefs of bettering yourself by ridding your mind of negative traits like greed, lust and gluttony are all well and good. The truth is, with the world we live in, it’s alright to feel a little of these things. I think what they’re trying to say is that you shouldn’t take it too far. For instance, wanting to win the lottery is a form of greed. Do people yell at you for it? No, not usually. It’s when you start stealing money from others just for the fun of it and because you want more money is the extreme that they warn against.
Chances are, if you do go to the extreme, you’re going to feel the backlash of it later on down the road. You might be caught by the police, the money you stole might be counterfeit, whatever. At least, that’s how it’s always been for me.
Oh, my. I’ve rambled. Sorry. *sheepish look*
Glad to see another Wiccan here….it is one of the few religions that
has never started a war because of religious differences!
Whether you touch into the magick or not is your choice, which is
one of the reasons i love Wicca so much, it is left to the ‘practitioner’
how they follow the spirituality aspect.
High-Five for one of the first religions!!
If you have nodded more than three times in this thread, you are a Bright fascinated by religion, as am I. Christianity does a lot right, but base principles predate Christ. You all have experienced the logic trump card, but some of you are challenged to “open your mind” and wonder why other religions work so well. If you can’t study comparative religions you can’t defend your own.
The Intellectual Jew’s lesson is that religion is a culture. They are almost alone and hated for that. The true American, separating church and state, is a jewy christian puritan who knows that hard work pays off.
Blessed Be.
I am always here to help.
Another member of the retail underclass:
– Justin
yes, people have used religion to do some pretty horrible things. however,
by all this that people have said previously (calling christians weak, etc.)
only says you yourselves are not open minded and are putting christians
in a mold. I think people have every right to believe what they want to
believe, but i also believe that there are wrong things to believe. also, i
don’t see people doing the horrible stuff they used to do in the name of god
so how can that be a reason to disregard that there could even BE a poss-
ibility that there is a God. I don’t think that believing in God makes me
weak. actually, i feel more open-minded since i believe something i can’t
directly see or touch. All it boils down to is humanism. i control my own
destiny. PLEASE! GIVE ME A BREAK! we all in life answer to something
higher.
on the love of god, yes, he loves you…if you follow his commandments.
if you disobey him, it says you do not love him. why should he return
the love? he loves everyone, just like a father loves all his children.
but sometimes you have to put your foot down. you have to discipline your
children. why does God, the creator, not have the right to punish his
creations?
I, as a christian, am not: weak, closed-minded, simple, or ignorant. I look
outside my window, and everything says there is something greater.
evolution could not come up with something so complex. i am 16 years old,
for goodness sakes. those of you speaking are ADULTS! the language i
see does not speak of maturity. believe what you want. but you can
believe something wrong, and you will have consequences. i digress.
Yes, people have used religion to do some horrible things. Yes, that is sad.
Yes, it taints the name of God. However, that is not a plausible excuse for
not following God. I do not see the majority of what people did in the
name of religion happening today. The things people have done in the
name of religion, be it horrible or even only slightly emotionally damaging,
were from their lack of understanding of what they might have seen in the
scriptures.
For open-mindedness, how many of these accusations being thrown at
Christians could be said for all of them, or even a majority of them? Some
of the things people are saying are wide, sweeping generalizations. You’re
putting Christians in specific molds. That seems pretty closed-minded to me.
Now I am also a firm believer that I myself am open-minded solely on the
fact that I believe in something I cannot directly detect with my senses.
I have plenty of evidence, though, that tells me He is present. Look out-
side your window…think of the complexity…the wonder…the majesty…
and tell me no one DESIGNED it. That just…POOF…happened. The right
amount of this and the right amount of that just happened to come together
at precisely the right moment. I just don’t see it.
Now, to conclude, I am 16 years old. I am sure everyone who has
commented on here is an adult. Some of the things I have read on here
do not say maturity. Wise up. Listen to yourselves. Get a head on your
shoulders. Speak like civilized people and quit just bashing people.
I digress.
WBC. And, explain the Platypus, why don’t ya?
hey, i havent studied hardcore theology, im only 15. and if youre not a christian, studying theology is a waste. you should also know that he will most likely be a figure of high authority. saying ths as truth, and not against our country (which i love) the bible also never mentions a great power from the east. which means that america may not even be its own country by that point in time. so we would not be free, or possibly not even alive by the time the anti-christ’s presence is made known. and on the comment below, we did not take scripture from the egyptians, they were divinely inspired by God, and were written in and around israel. (that includes egypt)
christians will live eternally with Christ our Lord.
-WIN-
wow…what a nice pile of nonsense.
How is studying theology a waste if you’re not a Christian?
Your assertions that the Bible are divinely inspired do nothing to convince me that that is the fact.
/spiritual, not religious or dogmatic
What scripture would you be referring to?
The scripture that the Egyptians wrote about 1000 years before that Christians took pieces of and transformed it into their own.
Remember, if one person believes in a god, he is Crazy, but if 10 million people believe in a god it’s a religion…
Christian….FAIL……..
Also, remember, every culture in history has had apocryphal tales of super-beings who created and rule the universe, never make themselves known in any objectively verifiable way (although in the past, they did! I swear!), but who you get to meet before you’re born/after you die/in another life.
For most cultures, we call this their mythology. Except ours. Ours is the Truth! Really!
But what other ’super-being’ has multiple detailed first-hand accounts from his followers ? And what other ’super-being’ had dozens of people (who knew him first hand) undergo torturous deaths rather than deny the deity of this ’super-being’.
Think about that ….if the Disciples were lying about Jesus ….they wouldn’t have died on a cross themselves as a witness for him.
And why would the Apostle Paul go from someone who hunted down Christians …to the writer of half of the New Testament ? What changed him 180 degrees ? Any ideas ….besides a personal visit from the resurrected Christ.
Um…wow. That’s an interesting line of thinking. Assuming that the events you refer to did actually happen, the argument seems to be that people won’t die for something unless they believe in it, and they won’t believe in something unless it’s true. While I’ll grant that the first portion of that argument is generally true, I don’t think that anyone will claim that the second one is. The world is full of hopefuls, zealots, and believers of many kinds who are willing to accept a great deal of things as true without proof, even to the point of death. All it takes is a sufficiently convincing or charismatic person, finding and leading people who are sufficiently vulnerable. Aren’t the actions of the man in the video above a testimony to that?
Two other things are also worth noting–according to the same story of people dying for their belief in “this ’super-being,’” there are also people who refused to–namely, Peter, who apparently denied knowing him three times. If you’re making the logical claim that a person’s willingness to die for someone is proff that they exist (and are being wholly truthful), then does another person’s unwillingness to die disprove this as well?
Also, if you’re asking what other “super-being” can make the same claims, Krishna, as written about in the Baghavad-Gita, meets the same criterion–dozens claim to have known him firsthand and documented that experience, and hundreds went to their deaths in battle at his urging. Now I’m not saying that either one is true, simply answering your question at face value, although it was probably meant rhetorically.
you are terrific. truly wonderful.
umm just wondering… when did this page go from laughing at a creeper who can’t talk to debating the existance of god…?
so.. by your logic, Allah must also be real, because suicide bombers are willing to sacrifice themselves in his name..?
Umm….you need to watch the first Zeitgeist Video. Just about EVERY
Religion is pretty much the same as Christianity. Any religion with one
“ruler” anyways. Starting with the Egyptians.(no worries, it puts in in
laments terms for those who have trouble understanding the obvious) And it breaks it down to astronomy One “God”(the sun) 12 disciples(the twelve major constellations), yada yada yada. 80% of Christians are just too ignorant and closed-minded to even contemplate educating themselves. I think a lot of people
claim a religion because they can’t handle the thought that after death, there may be nothing else.
Conversely, a lot of atheists deny religion because they can’t handle the thought of being ultimately accountable.
Just thought I’d throw that in.
In the end, the be-all and end-all of Christianity is free will. I choose to believe in Jesus, and I’d love you to as well, since I believe this to be truth. However, the teaching of the Bible I follow says that you have free will to make up your own mind and decide who, if any, you will follow.
Therefore, Christians who condemn non-Christians for their disbelief are violating one of the basic principles of the faith.
A lot of so-called Christians also violate a second basic principle: love.
If I’m condemning you for not believing as I don’t, how does that show any kind of love toward you?
Even though I’m a believer, I can see how so many people are turned off by the actions of those who call themselves Christians.
Yes, there are a lot of typos in that last comment. What can I say? I’m tired
Thank you for that. There are so many Christians and Catholics who forget those things of which you speak. Sometimes I’ll say things that make it seem like I hate Catholics and Christians, but with so many of them trying to push their beliefs on others and not respecting that there are people who are different from them and don’t believe those things it’s hard not to just bash them all. I like people like you who respect that I don’t believe in your god, and who don’t try to convert me.
My belief is in fate, reactions for all of my actions, and that truly desiring something with all your heart that’s within reason will lead to you obtaining it. I wanted something so badly that I cried for it for three years. Those three years were the hardest and longest of my life, but I got through them. And at the end of those three years, I got what I’d yearned for. The result of that wish coming true was that I’d learned a lot of life skills that I wouldn’t have learned otherwise, and a lot of street smarts, but it was worth it.
I’m a Christian, and I like to think I’m the sane type. I take the Bible for what it is, a collection of stories to help guide me through life. How to be fair, how to deal with people, how to conduct yourself as a member of society. The Bible is full of stories to help you along your way. But when people start taking them out of that context, try to interpret them literally, or jam them down people’s throats, the real value of the book is lost. Live right, don’t screw over your fellow man for material things, treat people with respect, and most important, be an example of the right way to conduct yourself. One of the biggest problems with Christianity is that too many Christians have lost sight of the basics. The book says to spread the message. But it’s supposed to be spread not by force, but by living your life in a way tat others will want to emulate. Christians being decent human beings will do more for Christianity than any amount of door to door Bible thumping or holy wars, but it’s not nearly as profitable to “the Church”. And that’s the other big problem.
You may now start with the flaming…
ummm Buddha? dumb
any mob or gang boss has people die for him every day… the Japanese shogunate regularly had samurai ritualistically commit suicide in front of many witnesses and they were supposedly descendants from “god”. every soldier that has ever died in battle does so at someone’s orders believing that their way of life is the right one and refuses to deny that mindset to the death. “I am a lamb of God” – yeah that’s right you are sheep!
brillian… do u have a newsletter i can subscribe 2
Scripture never prophesized the “Antichrist” a person or individual, but instead spoke only of the “Spirit of antichrist”. That is to say, according to the Bible there is no such thing as a person being “the antichrist.”
Anti-Christ ?….no way !
Possessed by a demon ?…..could be.
Actually, the Antichrist will have a wide reaching charisma. Such that the entire world will follow him blindly…. Like Obama.
WIN!
FAIL.
Well I would suggest you read your Bible then as Manson is not and can not be the Anti-Christ. You see the Anti-Christ or Lucifer is unwilling to be humbled in the flesh. He will not be born a man as you and I were.
He will be the one in Jerusalem claiming to be God, or Christ, here to “Rapture” us away.
If you love your family warn them that the word Rapture does not occur in the Bible at all and it is a deception made of whole cloth that the Church continues to promote EVEN though in second Thessalonian’s Paul warns them not to be deceived. You see even back then the whole rapture or fly away in the clouds thing was promoted by those who did not understand. Paul wrote the letter in second thess AFTERWARDS to try and stop this silliness.
So if you see a super-natural being in Jerusalem who tries to convince you that he is here to “rapture you away” or lies and says he is an “extraterrestrial here to take you to Alpha Centari” well remember that it is a lie and when our Lord does come back we will all see him, and at the moment where his toe touches Mount Zion, all things will be set to right, in the blink of an eye.
If a being makes promises and claims to you that it is the Messiah returned, and things here on Earth are still corrupt you can be assured that the being speaking to you is a liar.
I always ask my collegues the same question and they don’t even have a normal answer. I’m glad you DO understand it. Makes me so happy.
do you REALLY? or are you just SAYING that????
Your all a bunch of dumb ass’s, ZEITGEIST!!! LEARN IT, LIVE IT, LOVE IT… ALL RELIGION IS BASED ON ASTROLOGY DUH, BIBLE THUMPERS ARE BRAIN WASHED FOOLS!!!
I love how you say that in all capitals. Wow, what a convincing argument. You shouted it, therefore it must be true.
Or is it an opinion, maybe? *scratches chin*
I believe what you all saw as weird words, were really Manson’s suggestions for new search engine names to compete with google.
Excellent, Zach, excellent. Thank you and lol.
was he having a stroke?
Its absolutely insane how smoothly he transitioned from a seemingly intelligent speaker to nutcase ramblefucks.
I never felt like that, but I did feel like blurpsnerb gleeplzonkle flopwicht sboobenschantz last Friday!
he reminds me of santa clause at the end
why did he say my name?
I feel like gefrannis booj pooch right now and like wolf kabob Roth vantage every morning for about an hour.
thank god, i thought i was the only one
Oh very much so.
I wasn’t able to describe my feeling! Thanks, Charlie!
Oh he really gt those words ive been looking for all along
LOLAWLOL!!
this guy just got RofLed
ROFLED BITCH ROFLED!!!!!!!!!!
Could you repeat that?
OMFG!!!
This guy could become a murderer!!!
:S
xD
He IS a murderer.
He was joking numb nuts
actually… he never murdered anyone… not by himself… he was imprisoned
for making others do so. but he is a dangerous and crazy person… therefore are you right,… he could be a murderer ;D
noo way he is cool dude
yeah man hes a genius. hes just kinda mental and homocidal
uh yeah he fucking did he said so in a court testimony there was just no
evidence to back it up
he wasn’t a murderer retard. he got others to murder. learn the story
Man, he’s good! I suddenly feel the urge to kill someone myself!
He did kill Bernard Crowe though, so he IS a murderer.
He didn’t actually kill Crowe. Manson shot Crowe, and believed that he killed him. A later news report of the slaying of a Black Panther reinforced Manson’s mistakeb belief.
so, if you pay someone to kill someone and the person does it, don’t you think you would be a murderer??
doing himself or not doesn’t change the fact he is a murderer.
I don’t think you’re a murderer if you get someone else to do it for you.
I think that they just have severe mental issues and great pursuasion skills.
Charles Manson is a nut.
This was brought up in a previous thread, but I feel it bears repeating. That’s like saying that Hitler was not a murderer. He just got others to do it for him.
according to the law, being involved in the conspiracy for murder makes you a murderer. that is why Manson is imprisoned, you don’t get imprisoned for life for brainwashing.
no it makes him a wus
Actually, retard , if he got other people to kill people, he is in fact a murder. That is what he was convicted of, fuckwad.
no, he’s not a “murder.”
You’re calling someone else a retard, when you yourself are unable to make a comment without resorting to name-calling?
Ha!
He actually isn’t a muderer, he induced his followers to commit the murders, Google it bro…
Read the book by the prosecutor, Bugliosi. It’s called Helter Skelter. You should understand what you’re talking about before you acquit Manson of anything.
I read helter skelter. and i still think he is responsible for every death that was brought up in court.. and multiple others that did not have the evidence to show up in court. he claimed to have personally killed people as well. from the looks of it. i’d believe him whether they can prove that or not considering he has been in and out of jail since he was a teenager for all kinds of crimes including armed robbery and assault. wouldn’t put it past the guy.
If you get ur followers to kill someone you are using them as a tool to kill that person. How is that different than using a gun? Technically the bullet killed them, not you.
Technically speaking, he never killed anyone.
Actually, he did kill a couple people but not anyone in the Tate/LaBianca massacres– it was before that.
Except Bernard Crowe…
nope….. i do beleive he had ppl do it for him
He never murdered any one. He got others to do it.
Bernard “Lotsapoppa” Crowe was murdered by Manson and Gary Hinman had his face/ear severed by Manson and then Manson told Beausoleil to kill him. Both would have gotten murder charges, so yeah he did kill someone. These things happened before the Tate/LaBianca murders.
Actually, Bernard Crowe was shot by Manson and survived. He testified at the Tate/La Bianca trial…
Actually Crowe survived the shooting and testified at the Tate/LaBianca trial…
Crowe survived being shot by Manson. He testified at the Tate/LaBianca trial.
Crowe survive shot Man son. Test at trial
Gaah…Jewish Christmas, people!!! Have you ever heard of conspiracy to commit murder or accessory to murder? Manson had his own lil cult of followers who he got to do his dirty work for him…it was never proven that he committed any murders himself, altho he claimed that he did.
He was convicted of murder, moron. He directed other people to kill for his purposes. That is committing murder.
Jeebus you people are stupid.
BC
Hahahah you guys need to get a life…
i actually just read all of the comments and things were repeated lyk 500 times hah
but uhm… i guess that means i need to get a life too
but yeah i didnt even know who this guy was soooooo thats awkward
LMAO
Your comment, WoWiEEE, is classic!
Subtitle WIN.
That explains SO much
Kids, this is why you dont do drugs . . . .
Actually, this is why I do drugs.
This is why I will never do drugs, but always encourage others to do so. lol
Thats why I do not use drugs.
I do not encourage others to do so.
But … Who Cares …
He doesn’t need drugs … he just need a knife !!!
Jug jugjug googa vagla.
Actually, drugs would be better than the stuff you Americans prescribe your kids. Or the stuff you feed them. Or teach them in the bible belt. ^^
Oh, SNAP!
WTH? Nice to be stereotyped. Why don’t you tell us what country you are from so we can stereotype you, too.
Germany
OMG NAZI LOLOLOLOL
haha, no stereotypes then. lol :]
Word. Northern Yankees unite.
– Justin
whta the fucking fuck fuck o.O
Sounds like he said Barack Obama in there
He sounds like Barack Obama, and makes just as much sense.
Oh stop. You’re just mad because McCain lost.
psh mcCain was just as bad an option… Ron Paul would have been the best bet…
ron paul is bat shit crazy
crazier than ross perot crazy
ZOMG! following the constitution is soooo freakin crazy!
How, exactly, is saying that we should basically abolish all government programs funded by tax money to the point where basically no taxes even exist “following the constitution”, when the founding fathers said that the two certainties in life were death and taxes? There’s almost nothing in the constitution that says what economic system our country runs on, yet the libertarian and reform parties are both parties which focus mainly on economic issues. How do you follow the constitution better than everyone else just because you believe private funding is always a better option than funding through tax money, and that regulation is always bad? Tell me the section of the constitution that says something about freedom from business regulation, and the one that says there are to be no government programs. Go ahead, try to find it. It’s not there. Conclusion – shut up.
When this ‘economic system’ actually RUNS worth a flying shit, spew your republican nonsense. You’re everything that’s wrong with this country.
I disagree. RuPaul would have been the best possible choice.
Why exactly do you need a president, anyways?
He sounds like he said Barack Obama in there. Like in there. Like inside his words was a little Barack saying Barack Obama. I think that is what we all meant.
Sorry, which President are you saying is inarticulate and nonsensical?
Seems you’re skipping a rather recent one, who ran the country into the ground for about, oh, 8 years or so.
So poignant. Hard to argue with him.
WELL DO YOU?
Yeah, i feel realy “wolf kabob Roth vantage Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujub bear-ramage jigiji geeji geeble Goog begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga” today
My new ringtone!
Yeah! I would love to hear that coming from someone’s purse on the bus!
You…. You just made me actually LOL. Twice. Thank you! I needed it.
From someone’s purse on the bus… hee hee…
I think he said ‘Google’ in there! He was a man before his time… Ok, maybe not…
easy for him to say…
I didn’t hear “Barack Obama”, but he sure said “Google” in there
I hate Barack Obama so yeah i agree with you 100% all the way to the super bowl homies
He is a manipulator…
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this is why he is denied parole at every hearing.
Pogo?
The judge that convicted him supposedly shows up at every parole hearing to make sure that he isn’t let out. Granted, he doesn’t exactly help himself, but still, the judge really never wants to see the man on the streets again.
Absolutely not.
those are the sounds a roflcopter makes
I want a ROFLcopter!
not to be confused with a lollercoaster, although they are quite similar
i HAVA to have an mp3 of this! anybody know where i can get one?
Yeah, i feel realy “wolf kabob Roth vantage Gefrannis booj pooch boo jujub bear-ramage jigiji geeji geeble Goog begep flagaggle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga” today
How did you know?
LOL?
Had he been born 30 years later and not killed people, he could have made a bunch of money on the hip hop scene.
not killed people? hip hop scene? you seem to think those two are mutually exclusive
Epic win, comment of the year pl0x.
ROFL!
or he could have been president or vice president and tortured and killed a bunch of people for money.
you’re not the boss of me Mr. Manson
marlin manson hahahhah
just kidding
This is where the whole a;lskjdsklgjhkr came from that people type when frustrated!
I have found the origin!
Answer the question!
I bet if you play that backwards he is preaching the faith of his Lord and Savior.
LOL
– Justin
Anyone tried playing this backward? I think he’s quoting Shakespeare.
yes, quite
Ahh…still good and crazy!
Wow! Charles Manson does a great Robin Williams!
i’m amused.
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…. wow… actually that does explain a lot
I would already have my gun unlocked at that point…
Man, if I were within ten MILES of him, and owned a gun, I’d have the safety off.
Meet my new therapist!
did Charles have a teleprompter he was talking into but a guy was typing with his head?!
The what? lol
I love Charles!!!!
Im her angel!!!!! ;D
The answer you are looking for is 42.
I love you.
LIFE….UNIVERSE….and……EVERYTHING!!!!
Hitch hiker-five!
He was reading a teleprompter and somebody hit their face with the keyboard repeatedly?
He’s so dreamy
Um, yeah, I’d say he’s ready to be paroled and become a productive member of society again. Clearly.
Honestly, I think it’s all a ploy to make people think he’s insane. He knows EXACTLY what he’s doing. You see it all the time with serial killers. They act insane to either reduce their sentences, get placed in a mental hospital (where they are more likely to escape), or get more media attention. And, of those three, Manson is a media-whore.
Im sorry, its all true. I do feels like…all the things that you attempted to mention :S
so its not just me? i felt like i was and outcast for a second:)
how the hell did he even think of killing people let alone think
Dude, the guys just plain weird. Madd cool, but weird. Chill with the argueing your Crack asses.
my landlord both looks like manson and sometimes asks questions in exactly the same tone and with equal jibberish. i in fact really like the guy! hahaha.
weird though.
yes charles, this defense will get you out of jail.
Sorry – what wa sthat middle part, again?
what the hell?
Isn’t he just reciting the ingredients of the new Mc Donalds Double Cheesy cheesy blood lust burger.
I like my burgers to taste meat meat meat meat, cheese cheese cheesy cheese Not just meat meat cheese.
Yes, I do indeed feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage.
Why yes, I do.
he was the first ever Anonymous chan member ahahahahhahaa
the goverment got trolled so bad by him
Cept that Nixon said that he had no doubt Manson was guilty.
How does one determine where a hyphen would go in the middle of that gibberish?
As a matter of fact, Mr. Manson, I feel exactly like that, and I also feel like kabal zop tall moth rampal.
Man, he sure has a way with words.
SO WAIT……
When Chuck Manson speaks jibberish like this, it’s CRAZY TALK.
But when religious zealots “speak in tongues”, it’s totally all fine and dandy???
WTF is wrong with this world?
oh I know what you mean.
Because the crazy god nuts do it, they’re not crazy they’re channeling god.. well let me tell you if you think you’re channeling a spiritual or non entity or a demon – doesn’t matter which one and is actually irrelevant – you need anti psychotic medication STAT
Not in the eyes of anyone I know thank god for smart people – we all think they are the same brand of crazy and stoopid.
Now if only the religious would start using contraception and stop breeding gullible fools.
Yes, because believers blessed with glossolalia don’t go out and kill people for fun. What’s wrong with this world is anti-religious zealots like you, who attack everything they don’t understand, until folks start outlawing public prayer and Bible reading, and then wonder why society is crumbling all around us. Wow. It’s not rocket science.
Still, you managed to call him an ‘anti-religious zealot’ but never managed to explain what the difference between what Manson said and what tongue speakers do. Soooo… again, what is the difference? And this time no name calling.
Yes, people are blessed with the ability to feel mass hallucinations and delusions, and in their excitement, start blathering absolute fucking nonsense to the awe and inspiration of the other rabid cultists around them. It’s called group dynamics, and religious leaders have been using it centuries before the invention of the silly little thing we call christianity. Ah this was good for a lolz.
You’re right, it’s not rocket science. Rocket science requires higher levels of thinking. Not a single person would ever believe any religion if children were not introduced to lies and fairy tails so early. ALL religions are perpetuated by those that have the opportunity to gain from people remaining ignorant of truth. If people were to THINK for themselves they would see the idiocy of all of this. ; thus religions preach belief without question. Imagine if children stopped accepting “Because I said so” as an answer…
That said, the problem is the inability of mankind to wrap our tiny minds around a concept of the infinite. All religious stories are simply trying to put a face and name to that which is outside the scope of time and space; namely everything. The idea that mankind is important, or more precisely the most important thing in existence is self-centered in the extreme and in fact the exact opposite of the concept of being merely a part of an infinite god. Thus the teaching of any religion as a rhetoric is the perfect counterpoint to the practice of a well balanced life.
We do not live by words, we exist because of our actions and the witnesses to them. Without action we are simply ideas and not whole for this world.
At least Manson lived what he preached, which is to say complete nonsense.
Masha montipuyltinacktgha smboniggachomp! Now go live that!
And then…
There is a psychological imperative that causes a person to come up with an excuse or reason (however unreasonable) so that something we believe cannot ever be wrong. Cognitive dissonance allows for the belief in something so strongly that we cannot be deterred from said concept even in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Religion relies on this basic psychology to maintain control of popular momentum. Just ask Galileo or any scientist, naturalist or forward thinking person of the dark and middle ages. For that matter, ask Jeshua het Nazarine himself if he was met with adversity by the ruling religious classes to his message of love, unity and cessation of competition. What would Jesus buy? Religious people are rare to be swayed because for them to disprove their faith to themselves, their entire lives and ways of thinking would have to be snapped in an instant. Their very sanity relies on them believing as they always have. That is why any sociological system must be changed from the inside and a movement of reform, rather than an outsider nay-saying or trying to show fault in belief. Unfortunately for those bright enough to have read between the lines all along that means one must tolerate zealots of all types – or don’t – whatever you wanna believe… Or be just like the rest of us zombies and shout how right your way is in a bliggedy blog forum thingy.
Now put that in your pipe and smoke it until you understand what the hell that brilliant, hilarious, murderous freakshow was saying.
nope they’re just as nuts, but they only kill themselves… oh and minorities
Oh i know exactly how he feels!
Never have to go to therapy again now. Thank you Charles.
yep, he got me there
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? He killed Leonard Cohen. and he made a bunck of people kill a bunch of people. He should be put in jale for the rest of his life.
I bet Leonard Cohen’s children have a different view of Charlies Manson did.
Where’s your famous blue raincoat? (which is a reference to a Cohen song that you probably didn’t know).
PEACE!!!
-Adam
Um, Leonard Cohen is alive and well
leonard cohen is still alive and touring!
http://www.leonardcohen.com/tour.cgi
I hereby sentence this comment to “FAIL”
Leonard Cohen, totally alive.
“JALE”?
The fact that your handle is Toby, and you signed Adam means you are not just stupid, but so stupid you don’t even recognize your own stupid.
Don’t you hurt from all that stupid?
I think you’re as crazy as he is…
I envy his fluency in jibberish! I’m with you fellas – he says what we’re all thinking! Hilarious!
lmao
At the end, he looks like he’s going goo goo goo at a baby.
i got tired of reading all the back and forth about him being a murdere and what not so here’s my say of it. Whether or not he did actually kill someone is something that only he knows 100% for sure. Regardless he was involved in multiple homicides to some degree and as such is considered at the very least an accessory to murder. But yes he is very mentally unstable, but then again aren’t we all a little insane in our own way?
Oh and i think if you’re involved in a murder plot in any way other than trying your best to stop it you might as well be holding a smoking gun and a bloody knife.
Hmmmm…. It seems that they cut the video off before he finished – the next thing he says is “bedeebedeebedee, that’s all folks!!!”
Now, to answer the question:
Sometimes, but only on Mondays when the moon is either in Gemini or Aquarius…
Did he say Google??
Its like he saw into my soul… I wish I could speak jibberish like you…
You’re sitting in a room with Charles Manson- he looks at you and says “Is it hot in here or am I crazy?”
I think Charles was just trying to translate for the aliens that are watching from outer space.
I submit to the court…..bob odenkirk in, “Manson”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5IrRe2F7qY
(g’head…ya know you wanna….copy & paste…..)
I don’t even believe in God or Satan, but when he starts talking like that it makes me feel like the Devil lives inside him.
You know, if you play it enough times, he makes a good point.
DUDE WTF SON.
Jibeebn bloobn kydr poyiuiea cofmeqysn?
Just for kicks, has anyone tried inverting the sound at the nonsensical bull at the end? I don’t think it’ll be anything, but with this whackjob you never know.
Who’s Charles Manson?
ACTUALLY, He was convicted of conspiracy to commit murder. He was found guilty of the murders themselves through the joint-responsibility rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes his fellow conspirators commit in furtherance of the conspiracy’s object, i.e., murder.
F’in noobs.
Now flibbity cob on my jimmyjammah!
i somethimes feel like babababammmmmmgugagegigetrrooiueertsaauijda but well i started taking some pills and now i feel bsadksduuuuuuuu
lmao
Schizofrenics sometimes spit out what’s called “word salad” it looks a lot like that. Is charles manson a schizo or is he just whack?
You got it. He is schizophrenic, and that, my friends, is what is called word salad. It makes perfect sense to him, and perhaps to those on large doses of LSD.
I feel like maybe I’ve just been subliminally commanded to do something, and that at some point in the next 24 hours, I’ll have to physically prevented from jumping off the bell tower or something.
No, your feelings of blash-doomooma-candatry-mee have been awakened, and you will feel the need to act on them.
The answer is “C”
actually, the answer is “43″ …
Yes…sometimes i feel the same way..like jeep jibigu goosharfrad wagabaga beer-ramage jeep joob jabajabajaba geeog job woow wooo..right?
Still very well spoken after all these years. I can see why he had so many followers.
This guys a murderer? Yur kidding me, he looks like a comedian.
And from the sounds of it hes talking about how people talk to him
I feel EXACTLY like that, but never knew how to express it before!
Thank you, Charles Manson, you are an eloquent wordsmith among sociopaths!
This is how he brain washes people, his magical witch words.
Bear-Rammage!
What if he is brain washing us to kill people by his gibberish!
He was found guilty of the murders themselves through the joint-responsibility rule, which makes each member of a conspiracy guilty of crimes his fellow conspirators commit in furtherance of the conspiracy’s object
Good cutting and pasting from wikipedia skillz
I never know how to answer a question like that.
And now … in this excellent specimen … you can see how … the LSD we injected into him earlier can take hold at any time …
its called speaking in toungs…
I think that was called English FAIL.
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I guess he is mocking people that interview him.
oh yeahhh.. if you knew ANYTHING about him.. you’d know that was right…
… and ANYONE WATCHING just as much.
Maybe more.
He’s insane. Not stupid. His agenda has never changed… nor is it likely to. EVER.
A little better than a politician in that respect… eh?
No, I’m pretty sure he’s just bat-shit crazy.
Heh…I love the way Chuck handles himself under stress.
what the hell…..
I understand about the fianciele crysis yup i know i cant spell
Doesn’t work.
I’m naming my firstborn son Wolf Kabob Roth Vantage.
Dude.. I feel like that ALL THE TIME!
This is why he’s in jail.
adam salak yhaaa bir numara geryyyyyy………:(
is that an iFive? or an eFive?
Sounds like a harley starting on a really cold morning!!!
Manson’s actually made his point rather clearly. Words like “sorry” and “remorse” mean as much to him as the gibberish means to everyone else. He doesn’t understand the concept; he set out to kill a bunch of people and he achieved it.
Translation: He is speaking Tagalog. This is a filipino language, I have heard it many times before and speak it myself. He is saying that he has been asked over and over again lots of stupid questions by the police and they don’t seen to understand that he cannot be made to feel bad about what he has done and they are pissing him off.
are you sure about this, it doesnt sound like tagalog to me…
I was going to write a comment to the people debating religion in the comments under a video in which Charles Manson literally babbles. Then I remembered that I’m an atheist, and so I don’t care, nor am I required to. So I’ll just say that I hope y’all have fun poking at each other over your imaginary friends. Oh, and remember: your arguments fit perfectly under the image of Charles Manson gibbering away. If it had been done on purpose, it would be art. As it is, it’s just a joke.
Whaaat?
Why do you people care? Go outside.
‘Cause it’s funny! Laughing is good for ya…Looks like ya need it!! Try it ! And by the way,,,who else is on the puter??? Not just us loosers I guess !!!
….nuttier than a shithouse rat….
oh yes i do…every day like bear ramage
you’d almost think he was a bit barmy eh?
what the hell is he trying to say?
how many times can we say the same thing over and over and over again?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nit1qJfCFKk
I’m a scatman-son!!
All the time, Charles. All the time.
That’s exactly how i feel, but I didn’t know how to express it in words until now! Thanks Charlie!
The last thing he says sounds like “Barack Obama” haha.
Its Mary Poppins long lost brother!
Nice to know he has his own catchphrase too!
My Forensics teacher was right. This guy IS crazy.
yes.yes i do.
Wow! That’s the best rendition of the end song of Grease I’ve ever heard!
are you mad?
he is mad
VOICE SEIZURE!!!
i’m feeling a bit veditch-waggle bagga…..
I think George Bush said it first.
wow! the comments really covered the conversational debate bases! lols, to he’s a murderer, he didn’t kill anyone, it’s the same thing as murder, no it’s not, atheiests verses christians, he never actually killed any one, obama slam, lol, mccain, ron paul, i feel like that too, he never killed anyone, speaking in tounges, religon, religion, obama…voice seizure!
i’m exausted!
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I’ve felt more bear-ramage than anything else.
I swear, at the end I heard him say Barrack Obama.
lmao acid sent him loopy and he got pissed cos couldnt get record contract so decided to start a race war…. lmao nothing clever about him
And he still don’t surf…
Haha!! Charlie dont surf!! I love that movie!
As for the religious types earlier, its just something that we will slowly evolve away from. The more explanations we have for things, the less room there is for “God” to come along and take the credit.
Folks in New Zealand used to believe that a fella caught the giant fusion reactor we call the sun by using a woven net made from an endemic species of grass, but that has now become a myth, due to there now being a better explanation. We will soon see the Christian faith go the same way. Maybe not in our lifetime but it will happen.
*grin*
sometimes i really feel vedich-waggle bagga :/
Someone needs to play it backwards and see what hes saying
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Chuck really seems to like prison.
I know know where the giggdy giggidy goo of Quagmire (Family Guy) comes from.
Oh Charles, I often do feel veditch-waggle bagga.
We should have elected Charlie to the White House.
I want to get a bear rammage
he’s taking the piss out of the people questioning him
It’s like you can so poetically put in to words all my feeling and emotions. Who else feels like slaughtering a family? *raises hand enthusiastically*
no Mr. Manson, do you feel any numbness centered towards one side of your body at all?
Charles Manson may have gone cray as of now, but then he was a revolutionary. I think he had the right idea about Helter Skelter… but it wasn’t putting the blacks against the whites… Charlie jumped the gun… I think it’s going to be between the USA and the rest of the world. A huge blow up that no one will survive except those people who are smart enough to wait it out. It all makes sense really… what a better way to destroy the world than with ourselves? Way to go Charlie… but you should have had more patience man.
Brilliant.
Lol, Your Sure Don Vito wasn’t talking?
what the heck was the question that envoked that jeba-jaba?
i pitty dis fool
i think the funniest comment was a random one saying;
In Jerome 8:76 we learn that bitch you crazy.
oh and incert a fat black women saying the “bitch you crazy” part
LOLz xD
Often… and normally before my coffee……
Doesn’t he sound like George Bush?
Well, it seems to me as if he was imitating and making fun of Psychotherapists.
He is my God.
I LOVE GOD AND YOU SHOULD TOO!
JESUS IS TOTALLY AWESOMER THAN YOU!
ALL YOU ATHIESTS JUST WISH YOU CULD BE AS AWSUME AS JESUS!!!!!!
YEAH!
The bible is truth and that is all that matters you should all be a shammed
Well we sure as shit wish we had your spelling and grammar, that’s for sure.
Wow. Bible bashers. lol. You guys fail so epically, some people just take pity on you when you annoy them. Thats why you aren’t dead.
You know, I’ve never heard how I feel put so articulately.
Charlie is shown here in his failed attempt to impersonate Bill Cosby…
i feel as though i never have because finally someone has put words into the emotions that have been swelling in my chest. Wolf Kabob Van Rammage is soooooooo right
My epic answer:
Flan ban cow man choozle werggle flamigle chamshegs gifflewerggle sterglefergle.
Bitches be hatin’
yes…
i do…
This is why they put a bullet in the brains of rabid animals
couldn’t agree more
Åååååh ta mig hårt charles, du oerhört sexiga varelse, älskade högaktade majestästiska symbol för vårt framtida liv tillsammans
This isn’t worth translating into English.
ooooooh take my heart charles(?) you oversexy being, loved majestetic symbol for our future life together… Thats translation for you guys
MMM mumma!½ love’a ya
hitler was also controlled in a way, he was told what to do by his advisors i forgot their actual names but they minipulated him were to strike next, not saying i follow hitler he did some very bad things for himself, but there are many sides to what has happened in the past. but in the end he was accountable for what he and his followers did, and he got what he deserved.
Go back to religion war. I was rofling reading that. it was informative and heartening as well.
I feel that way constantly..im so glad im not the only one.. did he happen to mention the 80’s band kajagoogoo???
lololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololollololols
You are all agreeing with a mad man!!!!!
I ask myself that everyday.
LAWL
Every day, Charles. Every single day of my life.
CAN SOMEONE PLS TELL ME WHO THIS GUY IS AND WHATS WRONG WITH HIM PLS? IM GERMAN TAHNKS
The man’s name is Charles Manson and he was responsible for the horrible murder of an actress and her unborn child in 1969 plus several others.
You can find information on him here… http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Manson
Did he said Google?
he looks so happy at the end
ummmmm… what?
Wow.. Charles Manson would make a great psychiatrist. That’s how I feel every day.
Are you mad?
Do you feel like woeugzd da gabab fra nadnanas wad fraz wubb puhb buhbb
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Whatever you do, don’t look into his eyes!
gee thanks. thanks charles for your god dame fucking wisdom! thank you
dgriet 5eoytd 6do
i love all the witty shit here
Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh, do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Gefrannis booch poo jujub bear-ramage jigiji geeji geeja geeble Goog begep flaggagle vaggle veditch-waggle bagga?
?????? wow, and i thought my grandfather was nuts
???? and i thought my grandma was nuts
Charlos you are on my top five from facebook
Jews did 9/11
Nope, it was a combination of God and drugs. Also, it was a conspiracy.
LOL
exatly wat i thought
OMG! I do that all the time! …and he kinda looks like a male version of me with a beard…poke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhh…the 60’s. they messed with Manson’s mind so hardcore, that he can’t even finish a sentan- agajoogle vigichtigage.
why yes charles ……………… you get me
i’m thinking that he was saying a message but saying it backwards. i’m not bored enough to reverse the audio in that to see what he was really saying.
why yes i do
i totally feel that way im glad im not the only one!
He’s probably reading some of that garbled nonsense from the image comments at http://icanhascheezburger.com.
dude…i totally do
I do feel blame chuck, I do.
High five. o/
i watched that interview, although i forgot what he originally said.
…only in the mornings
OH! somone FINALLY understands me !
i dont read all of the shit mark on this page but..its about 100 respons … just 4 one picture..i dont understant..its al fucking shit
sory 4 my english im french…quebec is the best..
cya
Chill out!!! Its a joke and we are laughing at Manson. The guy is a looser…
Peace
dude, you press the little black triangle in the bottom left. its a video >.<
Only if I would have know that there were so many folks who had the same feelings. Man!
the king of SCAT!
Oh… That’s where the IKEA names come from..
I got AIDS
Only every second of every day!
The effect of drugs for ya.
There’s the effect of drugs for ya.
I know right some times in my room I feel blame and etcetera thank you serial murderer thank you
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAV
Is it bad if I understand him?
If you think that the sentences he builds are crazy, you should ask him to make you a sandwich sometime. Dagwood’s got nothing on this guy in the kitchen.
Bang on Charlie…bang on
How does he do that!!! He’s like a mind reader!
Bada-bupi?
bada bidi bupi?
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Bipibupi badabipum!
IMMA CHARGIN MY BADABADABADALUPIRIPIZARGONZKIPIDIPUMBALAPUMBALABIPIRIRIRIRIRIRIRIBIIIIII
(He speaks italian better than Peter Griffin)
yeah
I feel Gefrannis boof pooch boo……. uhaauhuhaauhuhauhauhauhaa
jigiji geeji geeja geeble goog is the best one auhauhuha
well, clearly you are all immature losers who feel asthough cheetahs cheese carrot omgabiopo goobadie goop
wait…in college i learned marsian language umm… SHTUBUGEEPADA BABAGAGU FUGUGAGLEDA WAGASHTUGUGUWAGA WAGA WITH WOLF KABOB AND KETCHUP WITH FRIES AND SHTUTBUBAGAWAGA sauce! (it means a wolf kabob with ketchup and fries with sour sauce please!)
Wow this digression is amazing…