Ok, so here are the real lyrics
Miya-hee
Miya-hoo
Miya-ho
Miya-haha

Hello [on a cellphone], greetings, it’s me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it’s me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal], and I’m brave [or strong],
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.

You want to leave but you don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want to take me, don’t want don’t want don’t want to take me.
Your face and the love from the linden trees,
And I remember your eyes.

I call you [over the phone], to tell you what I feel right now,
Hello, my love, it’s me, your happiness.
Hello, hello, it’s me again, Picasso,
I sent you a beep [cellphone signal] and I’m brave [or strong],
But you should know that I’m not asking for anything from you.

you know you have no life when you sing along with this one.
I have no life.

Hey you with the stick, pass me a role of that toilet paper,i don’t use sticks any ways….

I LOVE the part
Ragu sledding YAY!

The “Ragu Sledding! Yay!” made me laugh so hard when I first saw this, and the scary part is that I have no idea why O.o

There’s a better “misheard lyrics” of the song on YouTube. In the part where the one here says “feta cheese” they say “fed a cheetah.” The entire thing is hilarious. This one’s funny too, but not as much as the other.

Thanks for the direct translation, Mortimer! I have a version of the song done in English but they changed the lyrics a bit to make them rhyme. Yeah, I’m a geek who collects multiple versions and covers of songs I like.

lmao! SO TERRIBLE… SO AWESOME!!!!